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More Deathcamp Dorks: Who stole the “Work Makes You Free” sign at Auschwitz? I’m not dissing Chanukah, but that oil miracle was SO overrated! What would the Mona Lisa look like with glasses and bangs? Did the Pilgrims steal their ideas from the Flintstones? “Little House” actress urges peace between Bonnetheads and Gableheads RECYCLED FASHION: How to turn your supermarket into Project Runway Dear New York Post: I Love You Gitmo’s Boombox: Does an official “Music Torture” song list actually exist? Pre-Swine Flu Nostalgia: Feeling sentimental about good old-fashioned germ-o-phobia Tale of Two Trophies: Obama’s Nobel & My Youth Basketball Award Obi Wan Kenobi could hit a baseball blindfolded… Tanks for the Memories: Mike Dukakis and the Perils of Playing Dress-Up Bonnet Heads Fight Back: Anne vs. Laura debate heats up the Prairie! Time to Draw the Donuts: Simpsons prop artist once dreamed of creating classical oil paintings Who’s Cooler: “Anne from Green Gables” or Laura Ingalls from “Little House on the Prairie?” Gourmet Surprise! Chef Julia Child loved McDonalds, Burger King and was in the CIA Maybe eBay should mediate U.S.-North Korea talks (or why I hate Melissa from New York’s guts) Capture That Auschwitz Moment The Original Butt Sketch: Every tush is beautiful in its own way Booty Call: Butt Sketch artists shake up corporate trade shows Wouldn’t it be great if kids could watch their grandparents’ life stories on TV? Bored with the slot machines? – Try creepy casino corpses! Phishing for Jewish Heritage Admit it, you secretly wish you were playing shuffleboard (and smelled like) New Kids on the Block Elephants to Disney: Can you spare a frickin’ Snapple? Enough is Enough: Time to shed those pirate-themed pajamas Egyptians to Israel: 30 years of peace is OVERRATED Middle East Surprise: “Austin Powers” Fembot Fashions Thrive in Syria The Manny Ramirez Salary Comparison Calculator: How poor of a schmuck are you? Yanking Yasser: Evicting wax terrorists is a slippery museum slope Yasser Arafat deserves wax museum spot as much as the Penguin or the Riddler Reverend Al a not-so-Sharp choice for SNL host Saddam Yard Sale: Hussein secretary stole more than paper clips Exercise caution before badmouthing a ‘rotten’ neighbor Enough already: Leave Miss South Carolina alone! Revenge of the Wimp: Jeff Kinney dares to revisit middle school demons Teen ice cream scoopers looking up to journalists: Am I on Candid Camera or Punk’d? Happy 200th Birthday, Abraham Lincoln! “SUPER SELL-OUT: Would the real ‘Man of Steel’ sign so many licensing deals? Hurricane Katrina aftermath includes urban myths, tacky souvenirs Political Flashback: 10 reasons to put Warren Beatty in the White House Dysfunctional Metallica’s ‘Monster’ makes ‘Spinal Tap’ seem real Madonna’s Reinvention: “Fiddler on the Roof” in lingerie? “Crashing to earth in Vanuatu’s Air Force One (Part 2) Confessions of an international turkey jerky smuggler (Vanuatu adventure 1 of 2) Are the New York Yankees powerful enough to squash (or buyout) the First Amendment? Totally Devoted: Happy 29th Birthday to Backstreet Boy heartthrob Nick Carter How is the Mideast cease-fire like a Manny Ramirez contract? Squeezing Saddam Hussein’s noose into lemonade Kentucky toy surgeon rescues G.I. Joes on their deathbeds Pink Aisle Refugees – Guys who shop for (and train) Barbie commandos Terrorist Geek Exposed: Action figure hostage hoax fizzles in Iraq MLK would have shrugged at segregated CBS ‘Survivor’ stunt Miss America contestants now slam home states for cheap laughs Coming to a gumball machine near you — Classism! Leave Boy George alone: Why do you really want to trash him? Corpse Action Figures: Mad scientists coming to a museum near you Costa Rican Sloth Adventure: Parking Lot Security in Paradise UNSUNG HERO: Grandpa Bob delivered wisdom, heart, the Herald WALKING IN ALLIGATOR SHOES: Being a minor league baseball mascot is not as easy as it looks 24-Hour Diary of a Pregnant Guy — (Postscript with competing bellies) 24-Hour Diary of a Pregnant Guy — (Part 3 of 3) 24-Hour Diary of a Pregnant Guy — (Part 2 of 3) 24-Hour Diary of a Pregnant Guy — (Part 1 of 3) Classy thank you notes and ungrateful Gitmo ingrates Cuddling with Obama won’t score you Inauguration tix Happy Anniversary to Me! Baseball Hall of Fame’s loss is the Museum of Bad Art’s gain The best fish pedicure cartoon I’ve ever seen — EVER Claudia Williams Artwork Poll — Where should I donate this priceless oil painting? Slaughtered by the Splendid Splinter: Why did Ted Williams’ hunting trophies go so cheap? Fish Pedicures Now BANNED in NH My First (Forbidden) Fish Pedicure American League MVP Dustin Pedroia shares spotlight with my toenails How Hillary Clinton can NAIL down the Secretary of State job The mysterious connection between Soviet spies & nail polish Are fish pedicures cruel to the fish? Did pro-Obama manicures sway the 2008 election? Welcome to the S.N.O.B. Pride Movement! What Me Worry? Barack Obama finds MADdening common ground with George W. Bush Help me solve a cartoon and political mystery: Who was Magilla Gorilla’s 1964 running mate? Eddie and Teddy: What does Baltimore Orioles legend Murray have in common with President Roosevelt? Barney Rubble and Fred Flintstone body meld with John McCain at the Democratic National Convention Political Button of the Day: Obama Prays for Victory Political Button of the Day: Mets farmhand Wilbur Huckle and the Metropolitan Party Political Button of the Day: The Estonian role in Nixon’s rise to power Political Button of the Day: How “Reagan Hood” Spreads the Wealth Political Button of the Day: Dick Gregory Plays the Retro Race Card “Hell Drivers” crashes the Granite State! No stomach for drinking games? Try presidential debate BINGO! An open letter to John McCain: Send Jennifer Garner to Pakistan! Two rules missing from the Palin-Biden vice presidential drinking game Why vintage Paul Newman only improved with age (Postscript) The Hezbollah Children’s Museum — A Cross-Cultural Study What is proper journalistic etiquette for friendly castration banter? Why vintage Paul Newman only improves with age Pink Ribbon Ka-Boom: Getting punched in the face & blowing stuff up for breast cancer research! Borat – no, make that Bruno – takes on the Middle East Election 2008: How many Jewish best friends do you have? Most Demented Toy of the Year ——— The Indiana Jones Electronic Whip (or why I miss toy guns) Maine’s Undiscovered Carhenge & the Great American Thrill Show Mixing baseball cards and cleavage Do Republican women read fitness magazines? Scott Baio’s photoshop pregnancy & Oprah’s miracle What would Einstein put on his bagel… Lowering the voting age … to infants? Baby Dahlia — The Drooling Political Pundit? Oh yeah, I have a son, too! Ari’s First NH Primary Bill Richardson’s Relief Pitching
