Classy thank you notes and ungrateful Gitmo ingrates

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New Red Sox outfielder Rocco Baldelli, who left the Tampa Bay Devil Rays as a free agent after battling chronic injuries, just took out a newspaper ad in the St. Petersburg Times thanking the fans for their warmth and support.


Regardless of whether his mother reminded him to send a thank you note or not, Baldelli cemented his Good Guy Legacy.

His note:


Baldelli is the antithesis of ungrateful Guantanamo Bay prisoners, who today slapped their greatest friend in the face.  Within the first 48 hours on the job, probably before he even looked around every room in the White House, Barack Obama signed an order to shut down Gitmo and its worldwide franchise of lesser-branded foreign prisons.

Did the Gitmo Alumni Association take out a full page ad in the Washington Post or Fidel Castro’s Granma newspaper?  Nope.

According to Reuters, freed Gitmo veterans scoff that the upcoming closure is “too little, too late.”

“The prison in Guantanamo is a flagrant violation of international and American laws,” said Lal Gul Lal, the head of the Afghanistan Human Rights Organisation, an independent non-governmental organization.

“If Obama’s administration wants to get rid of the criticism and wants to implement justice then it should hand over to their respective countries all the prisoners it has in various prisons in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere,” he said. “If that does not happen the closure of Guantanamo will have no meaning.”

Yup, either we free every thug right now OR the Gitmo shutdown will have “no meaning.” Precious stuff. I’m guessing this guy perfected his rhetoric on the Student Union steps at UMass-Amherst.

But back to the classy trend of professional baseball players writing thank you notes.

Kerry Wood also just wrote one to Chicago Cubs fans. Fellow pitcher C.C. Sabathia wrote one to Cleveland Indians fans. Barry Zito did the same for Oakland A’s fans a few years back — even though he was just going a few miles to play for the San Francisco Giants.

I wonder what baseball guru Alyssa Milano would have to say about this resurgence of politeness and etiquette.  I also wonder about Milano’s position on Gitmo.

Perhaps more important is the faint hope that more paid thank you notes from ballplayers could save the struggling newspaper industry — a theory put forth by clever Tampa Bay cheerleader Jonah Keri.

Keri, editor of Baseball Between the Numbers, thinks that Tampa Bay is going to finish ahead of Boston in 2009.  He’s almost as delusional as those ungrateful Gitmo inmates.

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One response to “Classy thank you notes and ungrateful Gitmo ingrates

  1. Joseph Zito

    I don’t know if you ever really saw what Barry Zito, himself wrote, and thereafter, placed on a full page in the SF Chronicle, thereby letting the devoted fans, teammates, A’s and media know what was in his heart.
    NOTE: The formatting won’t come out like the document really looked when placed on the full page of the San Francisco Chronicle.
    However, the words nevertheless, retain their meaning.

    Here it is:


    To all my many friends, admires and loyal fans who supported me throughout my Oakland years –THANK YOU for allowing me into your hearts and homes;

    To my ‘Brother’ teammates, coaches and trainers —
    My time with you is something I will always cherish and remember the rest of my life;

    To the many journalists who were so kind to me in spite of myself .. THANK YOU;

    To the Owner(s), Executive staff and entire Oakland A’s staff ..THANK YOU for all you’ve done for me throughout my years in Oakland;

    To Billy Beane and others — THANK YOU for deciding to keep me here with you;

    I tell you all this because my heart won’t allow me to depart with …………………….


    Thanks for the memories ……………

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