Just saw the season premiere of “Survivor: Redemption Island” and was stunned to see the cast air being taxied to the beach by a Nicaraguan Air Force helicopter. My confidential sources say it is a Soviet-era M-8 Hip military transport helicopter, but don’t quote me.
Just why does the Nicaraguan Air Force have the time and resources to provide transportation for American reality TV contestants? Shouldn’t they be guarding Managua’s skies against a potential Costa Rican invasion?
Or aren’t they too busy training for another secret mission over Colorado? (See Jennifer Grey’s heroics in “Red Dawn.”)
Something suspicious is going on, and I hope Jeff Probst isn’t a double agent.
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