Time to take the “natural” out of nature hikes.
This ad just popped up in my email inbox this morning and the marketing concept blows me away. Artificial fragrances to replicate the fresh air scents of America’s National Parks. Depending on what time of year you go, and which parking lot you’re stuck in, they should add “RV Exhaust” to their choice of flavors.
No more generic pine tree scents. Your smelly gym locker room can now be a place to meditate and marvel at God’s miracles.