My niece just taught me something about the core difference between how boys and girls pursue imaginative play.
A boy’s superhero shirt would show two musclebound guys beating the crap out of each other. There’s no hint of sentimentality or social inclinations — just pure kicking ass.
You would never see Batman and Superman talking about how much their friendship means to them. They would rather die alone.
On another note, when did Batgirl and Wonder Woman start wearing so much pink?
And lastly, I’m proud to say that the oversized Humvee Jeep in the background was a gift from Uncle Darren — apparently it’s being used to transport some VIP Disney Princesses around the living room.