This might not result in hordes of pilgrims visiting my town to commemorate the “New Hampshire Miracle,” but that’s not the shape of Vermont or Massachusetts oozing out of presidential candidate Rick Perry’s sweat glands at the 4th of July parade.
Take a closer look and judge for yourself:
Even Rick Perry’s sweat glands love the New Hampshire Primary!
Now compare:
The Virgin Mary Toast has nothing on Rick Perry’s laundry.
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