Hey, Donald Trump, want to win the New Hampshire Primary?
For starters, don’t piss off Aerosmith.
So what’s the better song?
At your Oct. 16 rally at Tyngsborough Elementary School (so close to NH, we’re claiming it as our own, like the Pheasant Lane Mall), you played “Dream On” multiple times on your mixed tape. I also heard “You’re the Best Around” from the Karate Kid soundtrack.
You know who played that before? Newt Gingrich at his 2012 fifth place New Hampshire Primary victory party. It’s bad karma.
Steven Tyler warned you. Pick another song.