BIPARTISAN SHOCKER: The Weekly World News Alien Endorsed Bush and Clinton
I’ve long admired the Weekly World News coverage of extraterrestrial political endorsements.
With the help of its mascot alien, the defunct supermarket tabloid accurately predicted every presidential election since 1980.
So please allow me to brag for being the first to break the news that President Obama has been endorsed by the world’s premier Lunar Real Estate Agent. That’s correct, the man who is selling acres of the moon for $19.99 plus $1.51 in “lunar tax,” doesn’t trust the Republicans this election cycle.
You can read all about this historic moment in The Hill — with a souvenir PDF print version here and here:
(Click the moon to read story)
Sure, these certificates might be impressive framed on your office wall, but nothing compares to an official presidential ballot, which can be personalized for the history books for a mere $1,000.
Looking for that Christmas or Chanukah gift for that special someone who seemingly has everything?
Next time consider an official spot on the New Hampshire Presidential Primary ballot!
Oh, you won’t find it in the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog.
The filing deadline is over, but let’s see how the cost of a vanity presidential ballot — unframed — fares up against some other popular gag gifts worth showing off:
Check out below for the Best Advertising Deal of the Century:
Who says that President Barack Obama is running unopposed in the NH Primary? (click pic for larger image)
AGAIN, THE NH FILING DEADLINE FOR 2012 HAS CLOSED but why not put a 2016 ballot on layaway?
Also, check out Ballot Access News for filing deadlines/costs for other state ballots. Certainly, a Colorado or Louisiana ballot would look just as handsome above your bar!