I guess I’m a schmuck for only eating regular generic celery

Biggest Loser Celery in the produce section of my local Walmart.

Are YOUR vegetables endorsed by a reality TV show?

I tried contacting the American Celery Council for statistics on celebrity-endorsed celery, but that trade organization tragically appears to have fizzled out in the early 1990s.

Walmart’s celery bullet points, however, are very helpful.